Awkward Foal


Eugene Mirman (x,x)

Amazing. Big ups Euge…..

Anonymous said: My husband doesn't want to go down on me even if I go down on him. What should I do?


I understand/ how about metaphor/ okay/ if a man is ruined like a ditch don’t keep washing your hands in him

oh man these answers are all so good

Anonymous said: I suffer from crippling indecision and a seeming everyday kind of amnesia. Right when I figure out the point of something, I forget it again. I spend all my time looking for it. I compare myself to others who seem to know the point of their work and start from there. So I feel behind all the time. (I work as an artist).


Not knowing what one is doing is no prohibition on doing it. We all grope ahead.

quote Racism is an insidious cultural disease. It is so insidious that it doesn’t care if you are a white person who likes black people; it’s still going to find a way to infect how you deal with people who don’t look like you. Yes, racism looks like hate, but hate is just one manifestation. Privilege is another. Access is another. Ignorance is another. Apathy is another. And so on. So while I agree with people who say no one is born racist, it remains a powerful system that we’re immediately born into. It’s like being born into air: you take it in as soon as you breathe. It’s not a cold that you can get over. There is no anti-racist certification class. It’s a set of socioeconomic traps and cultural values that are fired up every time we interact with the world. It is a thing you have to keep scooping out of the boat of your life to keep from drowning in it. I know it’s hard work, but it’s the price you pay for owning everything.

Scott Woods (via azspot)



poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

rock the fuck out little cat